FAQ (Frequently Avoided Questions)

A totally serious guide to surviving DeBo’s 45th Birthday Weekend

Q: Is this a joke?
A: Yes. And also very real. Much like DeBo’s mystique, it operates on several levels of irony and sincerity simultaneously. Don’t overthink it. Just come.

Q: Wait… DeBo is 45?
A: Yes. He’s still mad about the price of PBR and won't let it go.

Q: Do I need to bring a gift?
A: Only if it's weird, cursed, or somehow emotionally incriminating. Bonus points for anything handmade, haunted, or mildly illegal in Utah.

Q: What’s the vibe at The Log House on Friday?
A: Think colonial ghost tavern meets mountain dive. It's where you'd expect to find a retired outlaw sipping moonshine and writing poetry about sawdust. Dress accordingly.

Q: What do I wear to the Over the Top screening?
A: The theme is: 1980s truck stop fever dream. Trucker hats, sleeveless denim, fingerless gloves, leopard print, fringe, dramatic bandanas, etc. There will be no official costume judging — but DeBo will silently judge.

Q: Can I camp on the farm?
A: Absolutely. We’ve got a wide open field, friendly trees, and at least one feral possum who respects personal space. Bring your own gear.

Q: What are the bathroom accommodations?
A: Rustic. Rustic enough to build character, but not traumatic. Pee in the woods if you’re brave. If not, there’s a porta potty setup near the barn.

Q: Can I bring my dog?
A: Only if your dog is well-behaved and preferably dressed in theme. Bonus points if they respond to “Blackout Barry.”

Q: How do I RSVP?
A: Carrier pigeon, cryptic voicemail, or better yet — fill out the RSVP form.